
Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes

Nov 27, 2018
Nov 27, 2018
31 min
Answering an amazing question from a listener! So, we always complain about the worst zoo visitors....
So we answer,
- How can you be the best zoo visitor!?
- What are the do's and don'ts of zoo visits

Nov 20, 2018

Nov 13, 2018
Nov 13, 2018
41 min
Wanting to become a keeper and are feeling stuck? Want some advice from two nimrods? Look no further. We don't claim to be experts on anything, but hey we have been there. Interview, resume, and overall keeper life advice.

Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018
43 min
You didn't ask for it but here it is anyway!!!! BUGS. <3 Also, bee-farts.

Oct 30, 2018
Oct 30, 2018
41 min
We answer not one BUT TWO user submitted questions. Sorta. We kind of aren't qualified to answer one of them. Anyway, have you ever wanted to hear about poop? Cause boy do we have the ep for you.

Oct 23, 2018

Oct 16, 2018
Oct 16, 2018
1 hr 5 min
The spook continues with those other flying things - vampire bats. They slurp blood, fine, that's cool. They fly, dope. They RUN!??? Bruh, that's terrifying.

Oct 9, 2018
Oct 9, 2018
1 hr 2 min
It's Spooktober. Let's talk about spooky animals - starting with the Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko. It's satanic in appearance only, while we are satanic in all ways.

Oct 2, 2018
Oct 2, 2018
1 hr 12 min
D. TORT. Bowser jr sux. Desert Tortoise are cool - and ready for the apocolypse.

Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018
56 min
Chameleon of the sea. Or are chameleons cuttlefish of the land? In any case cuttlefish are insanely smart and whose to say they aren't just stealing our credit scores as we speak?
