
Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes

Sep 18, 2018
Sep 18, 2018
1 hr 8 min
Okapi! Is it real? Is it a sweater your grandma knitted you? Is butt a potty word? Do we go on like 5 seperate tangents that don't have anything to do with anything? The answers will surprise you....

Sep 17, 2018
Sep 17, 2018
25 min
A QND about Current Events. But uploaded a week after the events were current. Okay, so sue me.
We talk extinction, poaching, and murder-for-hire. It's a wild one.

Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018
1 hr 15 min
The patrons have spoken! Pseudo-Penis ahoy. Get ready for a hyena...and human biology lesson.

Sep 4, 2018

Sep 4, 2018
Sep 4, 2018
1 hr 6 min
We went for it. Why do Zebra when you can do ZOO! Ever wonder how to respond to people who are anti-zoo? Who think animals 'look' sad and haven't read a book since 1910? Well listen up! We tell you how. This is Part 1 of 2.

Aug 28, 2018
Aug 28, 2018
31 min
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE END. Here's a cryptid - the yapok. Seriously, had anyone ever heard of this thing before?

Aug 21, 2018

Aug 7, 2018
Aug 7, 2018
54 min
It took 23 episodes, but we made it, BACULUM. We talk about BONES in GENITALS. Walrus life. I thought they were horrible but they aren't!

Jul 31, 2018

Jul 26, 2018
Jul 26, 2018
43 min
*WARNING* To our animal care friends - we talk recent Audubon Zoo events and Harambe. We were asked from a non-zoo industry listener about our thoughts. Here's a hint - we get really angry - and it's not directed at the zoos. We talk insensitivity, how much people suck, and why the annual purge maybe isn't so bad. We also ask a listener's Would You Rather, and give a few shout-outs to some rad fans.
