Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes
Feb 12, 2019
Feb 12, 2019
56 min
Do you like to bury small things in the woods, vomit into your children's mouths, listen to ABBA 24/7 and leave your STD's everywhere you go? Are you an American Burying Beetle? Cause they do that.
Feb 5, 2019
Feb 5, 2019
1 hr 10 min
They are BEARY cute, BEARY interesting, and BEARY INHUMANELY KEPT IN TINY CAGES TO HARVEST THEIR GALLBLADDERS FOR BILE. But also BEARY a man in a bear suit.
Jan 29, 2019
Jan 29, 2019
52 min
Self CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What can you do to treat yourself after a tough day at work that doesn't involve raging alcoholism? Good question.
We answer:
- Zookeeping is a very physically and emotionally difficult job, and part of taking the best care of our animals is taking care of ourselves. Beyond heavy drinking, making sure to get plenty of rest, and drinking plenty of water, what are some other good self care practices you guys find helpful?
Get zen with us.
Jan 22, 2019
Jan 15, 2019
Jan 15, 2019
57 min
THE CURSE IS REAL. This episode is ......a patchwork quilt....of my nightmares. Anyway, the Secretary Bird is really cool. It is the KING of DDR and also Satan, who knew?
Jan 8, 2019
Jan 8, 2019
1 hr 7 min
Biggest bony fish, bisexual icon, dinner plate with a face, child-killer. MOLA
Jan 2, 2019
Jan 1, 2019
Jan 1, 2019
1 hr 40 min
Y'all know whales get us WORKED UP. This is an extra long episode and we get serious and confused and mad. But beluga's have big fat foreheads so it's okay.
Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018
1 hr 2 min
The cat that is like an ocelot but not. It can also rocket launch it's entire body 12 feet. Which is insane. Also, add another conspiracy to the list: slim jim's are just old hot dogs someone forgot to refrigerate.
Dec 13, 2018