Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
We finally upgrade our mic game in this one! Bless. This one is about gross bugs and.. surprisingly... a lot of romance too. <3
We answer buggy questions like: Are insects animals? Do earwigs really go into people's ears? Would anyone listen to an audiobook about earwig copulation? What do earwigs eat? If I die, will my pet earwig eat me? Will target ever sponsor us?
Friday Mar 30, 2018
Friday Mar 30, 2018
Ready to learn about this slippery tube? This week we dive into the ocean and learn about the dolphin! We answer questions like: what the heck is a baleen? How smart are dolphins? Why do they masturbate with dead fish? What is a vaquita? Why is Blackfish a rotting dumpster fire of misinformation? And what can we do to help our oceans?
Also, remember when we thought only dolphins and primates passed the mirror test? Aww what naive little babies we were.
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Let’s talk Cheetahs. Cheetahs can see through all space time - past and present, this is confirmed. They are slendermen and they hold a special place in Flora & Fauna’s heart. We answer questions like: Are cheetahs big cats? What’s the difference between leopard and cheetah print? Would a cheetah dress as a honey badger for Halloween? Would a cheetah win in a fight? Can a cheetah purr or roar? Are cheetah dumber than a box of rocks?
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Welcome to the second letter of the internet and our rebrand as Keeper Chat! While we continue to find our stride in this episode, feel free to check out later episodes of Keeper Chat to see how far we've come!
In this episode, we discuss the Boa constrictor - a long strong boy native to South America. We answer burning questions like: What is a hemipenis and is it truly the mullet of penises? What is the difference between venomous and poisonous snakes? What that vomeronasal organ do? What daily sacrifices to dignity to zookeepers make for the betterment of all? And we find out the origin of our ripped pants saga. Join us to learn more!
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
Hey and welcome to our pilot episode of our podcast! This was our first attempt and it's a little rough around the edges! Feel free to check out later episodes for a good idea of what Keeper Chat really is!
In this episode we chat about the aardvark. This bald looking baby is native to Africa. We answer burning questions like: How many adult men can fit into an aardvark burrow? Who eats aardvark cucumbers? How good is an aardvarks sense of smell? Why isn't Arthur anatomically correct? Is it because it would haunt us?