
Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes

Jul 9, 2019
Jul 9, 2019
51 min
We still answer listener questions, we swear! :) This week is all about guest interactions.
We answer:
- What are the funniest we've heard zoo guests say?
- Do we have any anecdotes of our top most ridiculous encounters with guests?
- What stupid questions have we been asked, have we overhead people mistake species of animals for others, and what arguments have we found ourselves in with ignorant guests.
Buckle up, and learn how to be the best zoo guest you can be!

Jul 2, 2019
Jul 2, 2019
51 min
What do you think this episode features?
a. Celine Dion
b. Venomous mammal
c. Papa Johns
d. All of the above
Buckle up, F&F dive into some ancient internet lore. UWU

Jun 25, 2019
Jun 25, 2019
57 min
This week we get right to the POINT, and debunk some classic myths. Learn about nature's spiky boys and what to do if confronted by a predator. Also, is anyone surprised that we devolve into Pokemon discourse once again? Probs not.

Jun 19, 2019
Jun 19, 2019
47 min
This week we discuss an emotional crisis, start planning a worm party, and deal with an obnoxious amount of background noise from Fauna's kitten. Oh, and we talk about these Aussie birds. Congrats on the full time job, Meghan!

Jun 12, 2019
Jun 12, 2019
36 min
Happy PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We chat about sexuality in animals. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't listen if you're a big old turd.

Jun 4, 2019
Jun 4, 2019
58 min
Fawsa. Foosa. FOUCHE. DYK Flora was a big idiot nerd child? How about that anal pouches are a thing? Or that there is a super secret special way to lick someone? No?! Then boy howdy do we have the episode for you.

May 28, 2019
May 28, 2019
1 hr 1 min
They are canids that vote! But not really a dog. Not really a wolf either. Everyone's confused. Learn about this beautiful Bob Ross beast.

May 21, 2019
May 21, 2019
1 hr 5 min
Everybody can relate to body horror, yes? This week listen to Flora and Fauna wrap up the Game of Thrones themed episodes and vow to never do anything like this again.

May 14, 2019
May 14, 2019
1 hr 8 min
Game of Thrones week continues with a bird boy. The Raven! It's hella smart and hella cool. Edgar himself makes an appearance or two.

May 7, 2019
May 7, 2019
41 min
Still forcing game of thrones on you. So welcome to May 2019. We do another house sigil. It's emo, it's a vampire, it's got less chromosomes than a potato.
