Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
Episodes
Feb 25, 2020
Feb 25, 2020
1 hr 8 min
New Zealand's got the wildest birds, y'all. This week we learn about the Kakapo, the world's heaviest parrot! Join us as we dive deep into this gif-generating bird, discuss our fear of big sweaty dudes, and learn more about Flora's musical past.
Feb 18, 2020
Feb 18, 2020
1 hr 9 min
He can see everything. He can punch everything... including possibly One Punch Man himself. This thing is actual peak performance but also peak murder, so thank Darwin he is in the bottom of the ocean.
Feb 4, 2020
Feb 4, 2020
33 min
This week, Flora and Fauna have a pre-vacation breakdown and answer more of your questions! Listen to the madness ensue as we touch on tips for getting the most out of kindle, Edgar Allen Poe prequels, and mullets.
We discuss:
- Our favorite (and least favorite) parts of the job and why?
- If we could work with any other species or in any other section, what would it be and why?
Jan 28, 2020
Jan 28, 2020
56 min
What do Rumplestiltskin, Gordon Ramsay, bungholes, and lower back tattoos all have in common? They're all prominently featured in this week's episode. Learn about the Funnel Web Spider, a venomous babe from Australian who just wants to soak.
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020
47 min
Time for more advice! For whatever reason, you guys keep asking for our advice when in actuality, we're just little slug women doing our best. TLDL: We love our volunteers and you should too, end of story. Also, name your animals, because why the heck not?
This week, we discuss:
- Our experiences with volunteers, our thoughts on their role in the zoo, and advice on how not to be a dirtbag to the people donating their time to help out the zoo
- The pros vs cons of naming zoo animals and sharing those names with the public - is it an effective means of making personal connections or does it encourage exotic pet ownership?
Jan 14, 2020
Jan 14, 2020
1 hr 2 min
Him BABY! Small amphibian with big smoothie energy. Resistant to cancer, yes, regrow limbs, yes, cute, yes.
Jan 7, 2020
Jan 7, 2020
58 min
Not gonna lie, there's a lot of nipple talk in this episode...we also attempt basic math and roast a patron. It's GREAT.
Dec 31, 2019
Dec 31, 2019
1 hr 3 min
Little Robber Boy. Tiny masked bandit with hands of a man. The sneaky rabid raccoon.
Dec 24, 2019
Dec 24, 2019
48 min
Ho ho ho! Check out our special festive quick and dirty where we discuss how zookeepers spend their holidays, we toss out some last minute gift ideas, and talk about our favorite holiday traditions.
We answer:
- What do zookeepers do on holidays and days when the zoo is closed?
- What are Flora and Fauna doing for their holiday?
Dec 17, 2019
Dec 17, 2019
1 hr 25 min
Sumatran Rhinos are small, hairy, and vocal. We can relate. But let's get depressing, these things are dying, and it's all our fault.